FROZ YO!

I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!

Hot Pockets.

Now That's A Maytag. Tell Me About It.

Dominos. You Got 30 Minutes.

Could've Had A V8. 

Staples. That Was Easy.

Freaky Fast. Freaky Good. Jimmy John's.

I'm So Happy 'Cuz I'm A Gummy Bear... GUMMY BEAR!!!!

 You have ten tons of gummy bears, and you're wondering what to do with all of them...

    Make a chandelier!

    Make that trip to the candy store a memorable one!

When asked what it's like in the White House by a  student from East London, George W. Bush quotes: "Well... It's White."

"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

-Greg Norman ~ Pro Golfer

"You guys line up alphabetically by height."

-Bill Peterson ~ Former Florida State Football Coach

"We don't necessarily discriminate, we just exclude certain types of people."

- Colonel G. Wellman ~ ROTC commander

"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either."

Dick Cavett ~ Talk Show Host

"I have a God-given talent. I got it from my dad."

Julian Wakefield ~ Missouri Basketball Player

"Traditionally,  most of Australia's imports come from overseas."

Keppel Enderbery ~ Australian Cabinet Minister

"If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching TV by candlelight."

George Gobel ~ Comedian & TV Personality

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing, but none of them serious."

Alan Minter ~ Boxer

"If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."

Brooke Shields ~ Actress & Anti-Smoking Spokesperson